when your ears are cold and stupid chavs throw stones at you again, it really hurts! man im gonna kick the crap outta next time! i dont normally say this sort of thing! but they are shitty little kids who need a smack!
i sound so aggresive! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

go team! im so much cooler than you!
my dreams in the last week have taken a more of a short story style dream rather than your standard single theme story!
The dream i had the other day was that my Russia dissertation tutor was involved in the spy poising thing! and was assinated but the was arrested, i dont know how you can do both! but i seemed more annoyied about my degree rather than the fact he was dead!…disturbing!
there was also a singing cat! which i kicked! disturbing glimpse of my self conscious!
Also i had a mask which was stuck to my face! i couldnt take it off! then i found out it was a mask of someone else face (like in M-I 2) that had done something bad and people keep wanting to kill me!
anyways! i appricate if you never wanna talk to me again!
Tried desperaly to spy on people today, for the purposes of this site! anyways here is the best from today!
“have you seen him recently, he’s got really arrogant since he’s grown his hair really big”
obviously it is probably some other expenation for this guy’s new arrogance but who knows maybe it is just the hair!
Do you ever sit on buses and you hear some one else’s conversation and it sounds super weird! im gonna try and write one every day starting from today!:
“i don’t smell like malboro lights, i smell like camels”
weird hey?
dam chavs drove me mental yesterday! how dare they ****ing throw stones at me! because i ID’d him! if they didnt wear stupid tracksuits all the time i would of been able to chase him! maybe thats why they wear tracksuits so they can run away when they have been ****s RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Baggy emailed Russell howard’s bbc6 music show! to tell him how his friend called adam ran away like “a bitch” when a bird flew into a house in france and shut the door on him! how dare hey?
then russell howard read out!
its all lies!
although come on it is creepy when a bird is flying around indoors…shudder!
clip is
http://www.evilfishadam.co.uk/podcast/mp3/russell-bird.mp3
maybe next week i should move around more! then it would be a bit more interesting!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlhATquZmAM