This is your last chance to send your favourite Warwick Heat Standard Comedian for the Revels Student Comedy Awards 2007 through to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival!…although i don’t want you to do that i would prefer it if you voted for me! so do and i will come to your birthday party!

http://polls.chortle.co.uk/poll.php?pid=12

need i write anymore, i believe the title kinda covers it all really!

but as its you guys i will expand a little! after being stuck in Cambridge playing PS2 as Matt was ill and me not exploring Cambridge on my own due to the fear of getting lost. When i finally did venture outdoors it started raining and it seemed to rain the whole time i was in London. That of course did not to spoil my sightseeing trip conducted for free by my homey Gemma. Saw Buckingham Palace, St. Stephen’s Tower which some wrong people call big ben, it was an educational trip.
Due to Sam’s uni work, i didn’t really see him while i was in London but he allowed me to crash at his place but he failed to tell me that i would be sharing my room with mice. I spent the whole night standing on the bed with a shoe in my hand, just in case the mice attacked me, i was too scared to go to bed due to the fear of waking up with a mouse tail hanging out of my mouth, thats what always seems to happen in chuckle brothers episodes and cartoons.

When i told Sam about the mice, i asked if the scratching kept me up, i said “no it was the fact they might attack me”, its not just me being unmanly is it? but who would sleep in a room with mice in it with no fear?

Anyways im back now in Coventry with nothing to do! rah! im going back to Cambridge and London in a few weeks, hopefully it won’t rain as much as last time and there will be no mice!

Had fun in Cambridge, it was good to see Matt and Helen. Although it still hasn’t sunk in yet that i am no longer a student and therefore i am currently unemployed! need to join the real world!

anyways, next stop is ‘good old london town tomorrow’! can’t wait to see Sam tomorrow, i haven’t heard from him or spoke to him in ages! this will mean i will miss the RAW show tomorrow, although Marc is taking over for one week. (well hopefully, i don’t want him to be amazing which in turn may lead to my ousting)
This time in London i won’t be hanging out by myself, im going to hang out with my homey Gemma. It was so weird last year trying to entertain myself while Sam was at uni whilst trying to stay out of trouble.

good luck to anyone with exams left. i really do pity you.

‘going now. love you. bye’

hello! haven’t updated this for a while so thought i write something! i know everyone must of have missed my comments on the world. I’ve been revising so much i haven’t had time to come on here!

As i write this, i am in Cambridge after a full day of playing brian lara cricket! I came to visit Matt but all the excitement of a visit from me has made him ill! You just can NOT get the staff!

A couple of things i have noticed from tv at the moment is the table of food in the Kerry Katona Iceland Adverts and the table of food from ‘you are what you eat’ are exactly the same! also in that show when she prepares food for the people (the fat chavs) and stores it in tubberware boxs, am i the only one who wouldn’t fancy eating anything she puts in those tubs on account of she also stores turds in them in the first half of the show. (although maybe they aren’t the same tubs, i still would NOT fancy it)