im off to earlsdon and if the methodist church is where i think it is, i may take a pic and try and find pam! if this makes no sense you need to download out podcast! im not explaining it! laters homeys! here is a pic of me and matt cambridging it up (to the max)!

everyone should come out on wednesday as its frostie’s last night… well not ever but in coventry before he goes to Mother Russia! also if you come out you can hang out with me! so its a win win situation! we’re going to the open arms at 8ish! laters homeys!

PS valentine’s day is lame…………….. not because im still opening all my cards!

i took time outta my busy scedule to visit mr matthew james galloway at cambridge university! yes i do have a busy schelule all that coursework and such! well i have worked hard right so i need a break?!? anyways it was a fun day which went very fast! it was a quite hectic evening! with a cov/cam divide! i did my normal thing when i dont remember people’s names and just called them mate seemed to work as always! it was manily a food and poker night! in which again i talked about baths! hehe! thats all i can think of to write at the mo as im very tired as poker went on for ages! sorry chaps! happy birthday again matt ill see you in 2 weeks!

see you got more than you thought tonight! the midget may have been the guy i saw doing chin ups on the urinal that time, just so he could reach! i have never laughed that hard like i did that night, i couldnt talk!

today i served a midget at the pub and he smoked cigars how cool is it? it could only have been cooler if he rode a unicycle! also today i served a guy who actually used the term “proper bo”! this made me giggle also! and the people i serve who continue to make me giggle is these two twins one of them is middle class and one is “working class” the MC one wears a suit and the WC one wears a wooly hat and has a jumper with paint on it! how brilliant is that!? also im rather happy because coventry managed some how to win 6-1! how the hell did that happen! i now love mr dennis wise! laters dudes! thats all you’re getting tonight because im tired! im gonna make the thats what she said joke! before the immature paul bain or immature matt galloway does!

im only writting this blog to make matt and paul jealous! im off to earlsdon in a bit! for some lovely mild at the royal oak! so ha! thats alll i have to say today! im think im gonna end every comment from now on with what im currently watching or listening or reading! just because i can!

listening to: the specials, little bitch

reading: danny wallace: yes man (yeah it is taking ages, sorrry!)

PS i got to bed before midnight last night, just

as we all know open arms quizs kicked ass more when our man Peter griffin used to do them! today as i had a very boring shift i did decided to investigate what happened to Peter Griggin! i found out that he is living and well and now lives in florida! and the quiz woman (who is not as good) now does the quizzes! obviously she didnt inherite the amazing quizmaster gene! i dont know how genes work but im pretty sure there is a quiz master gene that only a few people have! i dont do science! anyways! hope now matt, you can end your hunger strike!

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i dont know what the hell he was on about at the pub yesterday! he started talking to everybody about some made up and messed up cartoon! it was something to do with dinosaurs living in a skyscraper in 1920s chicago but it was in the future! (yeah a problem already)! and they aprenttly dressed as robots and went down tubes and fought crime! i think a lot of programmes have just got mixed up in his head!

.dinosaurs (land before time)

.robots (robocop)

. tubes (jeffersons)

oh and i forgot to say they thought the mafia! after this session at the pub, which baggy didnt drink at, we went to the chinese and ordered and this the guy kept smiling and saying bbq sauce and i didnt know what to say! i think he gave it me for free! but how do you answer something like that! he kept saying it! so i did that thing where i keep saying cool and nodded me head quite a bit! then baggy scared my parents and sisters with his robot dinsaurs anti mobsters questions!

PS bbq sauce from chinese was lame! but next time i go in ill say it was lovely and this will mean he doesnt do dodgy stuff to my food in pay back!

PPS im annoyed that middlesbough are winnign 5-0! rah! (thats my first rah since i started this blog)

we did respectable in the quiz last night! and it was a good laugh! me and baggy seem to have a new word of the week! “MAaRRRRRk”, doesnt really work in a text format! we did better as soon as baggy arrived even though he was late! nobody believed me that judas would have been blinged up at the last supper! this is a man who had 30 pieces of silver! i better he went to the supper, with new clothes, new shoes and maybe sunglasses! i also discovered that matt is still very immature and his doodlying could have got us into trouble! so immature! im just off to roy perry’s pointless lecture! when i will sit, thinking what the hell is this guy on about and its nearly time to go home! also i hope matt remembers to tape happy days! my computer is running kinda! still need to install some stuff! but there is no excuse for not starting coursework now!