Why was Santa’s little helper depressed ?

He had low elf esteem!

there wont be any more! because people just dont get the lameness and send me messages and calling me lame! and it makes me cry like a girl!

Why does Charles Clarke have big ears?

….because noddy wouldn’t pay the ransom!!!

…..although he would have released him by accident! oooooooooooooooh! adam gets political!

STOP THE WAR! War for oil! ………..yeah etc! GO team!

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

…half a dog! (although i prefer simon coleman’s answer)

what did the policewoman say to his stomach?

…..your under a vest
stolen from a penguin bar just eaten by me without tea! bah! after i nearly died!

Whats red and invisible?

….No Tomatos.

also, someone just phoned me and asked if i was mrs mottershead, cant you hear my manly voice! grrr!

Why did the bee cross his legs?

….Because he couldn’t find the BP station.

haha! also picture of the day!

what has 8 eyes and 8 legs?

………….8 pirates!

hahaha!

Whats invisible and smells of carrots?
……A Rabbit’s fart.

another one tomorrow!