the security guard at matalan is a swedish midget maybe i should steal stuff then when he catches me, we can be friends! feed the ducks in the park together and play hide and seek, you know do all the stuff best friends do!

combining pirates and midgets is always gonna create great results!: GO TEAM!

Young Jim, as a lad, he looked for adventure, calamity, danger, whatever was free. So when he turned ten, he packed his belongings and he left home to find his destiny. Jim just a boy, who’s head full of legends of dungeons and dragons and pirates and stuff. So that summer he nuck on a schooner to harpoon tuna and get real buff. The Captain he said, “There’s danger ahead, we need some brave men to sail and then, we’ll find us those pirates, stop them with violence, to make the ocean safe once again.” Cleaning up the oceans CAPTAIN HAMPTON and his crew. Trouble in the seven seas, he’ll know what to do. CAPTAIN he hates rubbish to him pirates are just soot. Scallywags and scurby dogs are crushed under his foot. CAPTAIN HAMPTON, CAPTAIN HAMPTON, Ahoy, Ahoy. Pillaging the Pillagers, triumphantly he’ll sail away, hey, hey! Now, seven weeks into the trip, and Jim was sick to death of being sick. Some kind of action he wanted as he searched the seas, for everyday was the same old… stuff. The night he felt like jumping ship but then he heard a crash hit the starboard side of the ship and bumped him out of his bunk, onto his bottom. Our heroes drew their swords as the MIDGETS swarmed aboard. The PIRATES surprise attack, the tiny buccaneers caught us by surprise as we tried to battle back. La la la la la la la, la la la la la la. La la la la la la la, la la la la la la. La la la la la la la, la la la la la la. La la la la la la la, la la la la la la. CAPTAIN HAMPTON, CAPTAIN HAMPTON, Ahoy, Ahoy. Pillaging the Pillagers, triumphantly he ran away!

http://www.minikissonline.com/LittleCrue.php

WOW!!! they are so super talented!

adam loves kiss the band , adam also loves midgets, adam has often imagined a hybrid of the two! and matt has found it! A kiss tribute band made of midgets! i remember once when i had that there was a band called littlest man band how excited i got just to be let down but this time ladyluck shined up me! this calls for a GO TEAM! check out: http://www.minikissonline.com/

people keep asking me what a podcast is?

i think adam buxton has the best answer, so here it is:

….   ” a podcast is condensed selection of fine chit chat squeezed into a small kinder egg style sphere or “pod” which is then thrown or cast by midgets”!!!
There you go! kinda ties in with midgets! so midgets have more to do with the podcast then some people think so ha! im right and i win!

Found this on youtube! wow! i love ray!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iffqd3OwyTI&search=ram%20ray

I have recieved a record of 3 texts from all you midget watchers today! a midget on deal or no deal, a midget on green wing apprently! and baggy told my an inspiring love story involving a friend of a friend and a midget! ALSO a more a negative note, it is not cool to trick me into thinking the plot summary of seven was about killing midgets! i hired it out and everything! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

laters alligators!