“every politican has gotta kiss a jew’s ass at one time or another”

-Some American guy

“well….i couldnt kill a kid for £50 million”

Tried desperaly to spy on people today, for the purposes of this site! anyways here is the best from today!

“have you seen him recently, he’s got really arrogant since he’s grown his hair really big”

obviously it is probably some other expenation for this guy’s new arrogance but who knows maybe it is just the hair!

Do you ever sit on buses and you hear some one else’s conversation and it sounds super weird! im gonna try and write one every day starting from today!:

“i don’t smell like malboro lights, i smell like camels”

weird hey?